Step One: Annoy Everyone In the World.

This Is The Story Of A Girl

Who has no idea what she is doing.

Ok So my English teacher encouraged the class to start blogging. As soon as he mentioned it I was immediately like "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!?!" I've stayed away from blogging for several reasons let's list them

1. Who the heck wants to read my random thoughts?

2. I'm not even remotely funny. In fact, I think Oprah has a greater sense of humor. Seriously, OPRAH!!

3. I've Already blown up my twitter account with thoughts nobody cares about which I think are hilarious, but I know secretly my followers are plotting my murder. 

4. I enjoy reading funny blogs more than I like posting my own. For instance this girl named Meg is HYSTERICAL. But I, well, I'm the Oprah of comedy. that's optimistically speaking. 

5. I don't even know I just wanted 5 reasons for the effect. Surely you're convinced now.


So I looked at these reasons and was like, "No Mr. Sweeney, I Will NOT Blog" then I saw a Beyonce commercial and I all of a sudden was like SCREW EVERYTHING WWBD?! Honestly, I  don't think Beyonce would ever blog, but for that moment for some reason I was inspired.

So this is why I should blog:

1. Because

2. What

3. Would

4. Beyonce

5. Do?

6.Bam

7. Problem

9. Solved.

10. Idk I also wanted to round off to 10 because… I just do.


Clearly these lists favor in me blogging 2:1. so i'm doing it. The end. 

P.S if your brain melted from my stupidity, just walk outside I think it'll freeze back up real quick. 

P.P.S Darn you Sweeney

P.P.P.S I'm sorry if you read all of this. my other posts will be better, at least i hope.